Meet Debbie Downer

(Debbie has never been to Dallas, in case you are wondering)

Debbie Downer has spent the last several weeks focusing on negative things.

Debbie has stalled the foster care inspection.

Debbie has gained weight. More than she's willing to admit, so dont ask her. (I mean it, Mom)

Debbie has berated herself for things she has no control over.

Debbie has removed her wedding pictures from the walls and replaced them with a picture of a basket.

Debbie has avoided family.

Debbie has been quiet, and sleeping to avoid leaving the house.

Debbie has done no laundry.

Debbie HAS cleaned the house, but was evil while doing it.

Debbie has not washed any of her husband's socks, therefore causing him to wear mismatched socks (because he doesnt know how to wash them). Debbie secretly enjoys this.

Debbie has been down.

Debbie sometimes feels needy, scared, and unworthy. She sometimes feels unloved and so sad that crying is required.

Recently, Debbie has avoided blogging because its not so easy to have a funny, upbeat post when you are down. Seems that not much funny stuff goes on around you...

I saw Debbie today while I was fixing my hair in the bathroom. She looked fatter, with ratty hair, bushy eyebrows, dry face, chapped lips. Seriously?!

I think Debbie has worn out her welcome.