This quite possibly means Im a bad person....

But I heard the funniest story today. It isnt nice, and results in death of the subject. But here goes.

My moms neighbor, B, and his wife, E, came over to the gathering we had for my brothers 21st. We started talking about my cute little chickens, and he said they used to have 2. Apparently, unbeknownst to them, Gretyl, the hen, was sneaking into the shed and getting into what SHE thought was a bag of chicken food. Over a couple days, poor gretyl broke into her new found stash several times. When B & E returned home one night, Gretyl was laid out, dead. They picked her up only to find that she weighed ALOT more than normal. They did some snooping, and found out that Gretyl had been eating concrete mix. LOL. She thought it was food, when in reality, it was powder concrete. Poor, poor chicken. But come on, it IS a good story! Ok, well you dont HAVE to enjoy it.