Alright, here goes nothing
I did not become completely mortified because I had to discuss bowel movements with the endocrinologist. I did not then turn every shade of red possible in front of him. I did not repeat the same action when he saw my neck (after husband had gotten ahold of it) and had examine it closely. Not me!
I did not sneak and eat Japanese food. I would NEVER do such a thing since husband and I have agreed not to eat out. I did not also order an egg roll, since that would REALLY be over doing it.
I did not even entertain the idea that perhaps rana would only need a couple weeks of fluconazole, since it is $200 for her extended prescription.
I did not throw elbows at the concert to prevent people from blocking my view. I did not relish the thought of a good fight...Not me! That would be HORRIBLE!
I did not still end up working 33 some ours after missing a 12 hour shift...Not me! That would be TOO MUCH WORK in 3 days!
I did not consider asking husband to PLEASE REFRAIN from posing with me in the Jamey Johnson picture... Nope, united front we are :)
I did not consider skipping the continuing education on Sunday and going to another JameyJohnson concert...that would be stalkerish! I would never do such a thing!
And last but not least, I did not forget to return the drug keys back to the dr, only to find them in my pocket when I finally was ready to get in the bed at 6:20am. Nope, I would NEVER do such a thing! That would mean husband had to drive into town before going to work! Insane!
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